Alright, so, I'm guessing you already figured out that as of today, my life officially sucks again. If you want to see the old Japanese-y man, skip to the bottom of of post. If you want to read my rant about being clumsy, go on ahead.

Okay, so first off, not only did I fall down the stairs and land with my head practically up my ass, but I also had a MASSIVE exam to take when I got to school. To add to the frustration, it was my worst subject, Algebra. *rams head into wall* I hate Algebra. Anyway, so I took the exam and went on with my life and my next teacher absolutely refused to let me go to the restroom. Of course, when I nearly peed myself and went anyway, I got detention. Joy, joy, joy...

You see, the thing is, instead of having detention tomorrow, however, it's going to be the Monday after next Monday. Isn't that great? *emphasizing sarcasm here* Well, you know why? It's because after tomorrow (and oh hell to the no, I'm not going to school; you can fan-for-fuckin'-get that), it's officially spring break. I suppose you'd say that's enough for me to be happy about, but oh no, there's more.

Well, today, not only did I have all this happen to me, but before half of this crap happened, it started with this. Now, when I got up this morning at three in the morning (oh, you can believe, I was so happy about that) and took my shower, I thought it was going to at the very least, a slightly normal day. However, apparently, the rest of the world had different plans. When I got out of the shower, I realized that I didn't have any pants to put on, nay a towel. If I didn't have a roommate, now, this wouldn't be a problem, but thanks to that, and my sense of decency, well, that didn't really work out too well. So, after waking up at three in the morning and standing around naked and cold for about thirty minutes, trapped in a bathroom, I finally managed to wake Olivia (my roommate) up and get her short self to find me some clothes before I could come out to the world of the living. Then, at five, when I was making breakfast, lightning struck outside and I ended up dropping a hot omelet on my foot. Talk about smooth moves, x-lax, neh?

And oh no, it doesn't end there either. By the time I got to school, I'd spilled hot coffee on my lap, smacked my head getting in and out of the car, tripped over my own feet, and walked directly into a pole. I think the only thing I didn't do was be late for school. So yes, my day has been the day from hell.. HELL, I TELL YOU!

Oh, and incidentally, I got a few new games and discovered a paint glob that looked like an old man in art class. Think I'm kidding? Here, take a gander at the latter. :b

I beh happeh!

But yes, anyway, now, I know some of you have been waiting on me to return to writing and shiet. Well, oh to the fuck well then, biatchezz... Haha, no, just kidding. You see, I've since moved onto fanfiction, since I can't be arsed to be original these days. If you care to take a read, my current outlet is Oerba Yun Fang at Fanfiction.net. Feel free to be a dipshit and give me horrible reviews, message me, massage me (lol, no, just kidding again, sorry), or anything really. I don't particularly care.

Cheers!

I fixied eet! Epic shiet! Reflowed the GPU and everything! Yeyz!

So yeah, I'z happeh nao. 2 for 2, wewt!

Kay yallz, so I just fixed my laptop a week ago, and now it's back to fucking up. It won't start now. :/ I think it's the motherboard, not the graphics card this time. So yeah, as you can imagine, now that more than half of my laptop isn't factory anymore. Pssh, it's more like a hybrid, what with the V6000 screen that we just stuck in there - totally different appearance now. Looks like we'll be either reflowing the board or buying another one at this point - can't really afford that.

Anyway, just an update so none of you think I'm dead.

Laterz

Hi NG,

Sure, I know that nobody really comes on my profile anymore, since I've been dead for the past five months and whatnot, but hell, I may as well rant about this while I have the chance. I think I'll just put it bluntly. I officially hate LCD monitors and wooden floors. I don't know what possessed people to create these atrocities, but hell, if reinventing the wheel is what it takes to fix my laptop display so I don't have to go onto ebay and buy another one for the fifth time, I'm all for it.

Mis amigos, I have to say that I am extremely displeased. Not only did my display refuse not to blind me each and every time that I decided to leave my cozy home, forgoing my house-hermit lifestyle to, God forbid, take in the sulfurous air and beautiful vistas outside, but it also failed to withstand the almighty fury of an old lens cloth. Is that not ridiculous? And to top it off, the damn thing would never stay clean. High gloss, delicate little monitor plus dust? You know what that's a recipe for? It's like trying to read through a pile of cheese curd, and oh no, the secret spit-shine substitute for windex you hold so dear? Guess what? Crusts up on your screen like splooge on a seaman's keyboard. That's right; you gotta swab this poop deck with expensive screen cleaner; personally, I'd prefer explosive. It's that infuriating. Though, even if you manage to afford the crap, you'll probably just scratch or crack the screen trying to get all the crud off of it.

Seriously, what were these designers thinking? Having tiny little glass, liquid crystals that can burst or defect easily and come out of line is not a good idea. At the very least, plastic ones would be better: more durable, safer, and cheaper too - less likely to break if dropped, since plastic is more flexible than glass. That, and the fact that displays shatter so easily these days. I suppose I should be glad that they don't crumble into dust when you blow on them.

Anyway, rant over. I'm mildly satisfied now, despite the fact that I'm extremely tired and my display is bleeding liquid crystals everywhere and I'm having to use an external monitor.

Ciao

EDIT: added a picture for graphic detail. ;b Get it?

Damned zero bombers....

Check out my new song.. It'll make me smile, hehe...

I promised 'teh pixxorz' in my last post, but now I'm here to tell you something you probably already knew ... because I've been bitching for the past FOREVER about how I fucked up my laptop and had to get it fixed. Well, THIS TIME, I had yet another laptop fuck-up, leading to only two of my picture files importing to my library.. and one of them was an accident pic so it was pretty much black. So, now I give you the only picture that I managed to get out of my camera, a thornless rose . . and also one of the most unfortunate sites to grace the internet. Oh well.

So here we go again. During my internet escapades as of late, I felt the need to poke a stick at the Google search engine and see whatever monstrosity I could find. Due to extreme boredom, I somehow ended up searching for "smex" in all capital letters. The first few results were pretty normal, and I was starting to get disappointed, but then I found this, one of the most unfortunately hilarious pages I've stumbled upon - ever, and just when I thought NASA couldn't get any gayer, no less. If you're a gutter-minded geek like me, read the text. You will laugh your ass off. Seriously, ignore the pictures, just read.

No, really.

Ciao,
Dre, the Master of Cliches

I'm going to Indiana! . . And I'm going to take pictures!

It's for a funeral though, so I probably won't be smiling.

Yeah, I did it. My first submission of '09, albeit an admittedly drunken one. Check it out! =b

Also, for those of you that care, my belated b-day is in 13 days or so.

For anyone who wants to add me on FB, msg me! lol.

*inserts attention whoring here*