squidly 2008-05-25 00:56:56

Hmmm.........

Yghrulez 2008-05-25 00:58:32

It seems that fat people always have a hot partner.

lol @ irony

warrat 2008-05-25 02:07:45

i laughed, but i dont understand what they are doing.

squidly 2008-05-25 08:28:47

Those old people are pissed right now, if I was that guy, I wouldn't take this so lightly.
Mega luls came from this.

P.S.
Don't say you're going to put something on youtube in something that you're going to put on youtube...

Blackeagle22 2008-05-25 13:53:52

.........

Mercenary81 2008-05-26 01:00:14

You cant imagine being attracted to older, uglier women either?
;)

Mercenary81 2008-05-26 03:51:03

I just read the first few posts you submitted to the bbs.
And i didn't understand any of them.

kisame 2008-05-26 05:57:30

Hee Hee Hee you little narcissist.

Bertn 2008-05-26 15:15:13

Hi :')

BlissfulProductions 2008-05-26 16:15:38

what if a child molester ran in that elevator!

Would you have accepted it?

FamilyGuy05 2008-05-26 22:24:29

NO FUCKEN WAY.

Mercenary81 2008-05-27 01:09:29

Theres a flash with your name on it

TailsPrower 2008-05-27 16:52:38

I jacked off to this like a million times.

Mercenary81 2008-05-28 00:36:36

Shes talking about me.

Sonic-Badboi 2008-05-28 04:30:42

No controdiction meant, but if I had a hot girl rubbing up against me I'd get hard :D.

queenofsuccubi 2008-05-28 16:21:57

Memo to myself when I have kids... never buy them cameras, webcams, etc so they do not make complete idiots out of themselves for the masses online.

Someone should make a mass mailing of this video to every potential employer in the world so they can see just what kind of person will be sitting in their interview office 3 to 5 years from now.

I don't mean to be a stick in the mud but this kind of nonsense that teens are posting online today is just another example of how we have dumbed down our society. And I thought the baby boomers were being retarded with their "America's Funniest Videos"

Skankles 2008-05-28 16:41:49

This video could totally be animated!
Here's a outline:
The elevator doors close - The girls are giggling and the old man stands there awkwardly. The giggling red sweatshirt girl moves closer to him - his inappropriate excitement begins. "She's too close!" He screams in his mind. "It's been so long and I've come so far!" She moves in closer, "I love watermelon!" She giggles as he crosses his legs. Its too late for him, there's no going back. "Watermelon, watermelon!" she giggles. His mind is racing, his heart is beating faster as he's losing control. A startling realization occurs in his mind: he can no longer restrain himself. The girl has started something inside him; she has reawakened something that he couldn't stop. He has become something that he never thought he would ever be. He has become a pedophile.
He knows there is nothing that he can do at this point. "She has me wrapped around her finger!" He thought to himself. His sick pedo mind begins to fantasize about her and what he'd do with that finger that he has found himself so intricately wrapped around when a cry shoots out from the elevator door. The elevator have reached a destination. He found himself lost for words as his eyes darted about in panic. "Premature boobs!" He shouldn't be thinking about these things, he needs to clear his mind! But there were too many of them here. Sweatshirt girl with her flirty taunting braces. Fatty- there was so much of her. Awkward camera girl- well she could watch... awkwardly. His excitement was growing and he knew that it would soon be apparent to them. What would they do if they found out? *A drop of sweat comes down from his matted hair down to his chin* His sick fantasies came to an abrupt halt. His mind is in a state of panic now. The doors are opening but it's not his floor. He realizes that there is nothing that he can do now. He has to bail out. But what if they notice? What if when he moves from his spot that they will notice what has been steadily growing in his pants throughout the elevator ride to this floor. He has to risk it, his situation will only get worse if he doesn't get out now. In his state of panic he does the only thing he knows how to do. He mumbles incoherently about being "hard" and makes his way out of the elevator as quickly as possible.
The girls giggle as he flees, but he can't respond, his mind has become a blur as adrenalin is pumping through his veins. He only narrowly escaped a potentially horrible situation. A hand comes out from the elevator and slaps his ass just before the elevator doors close. That was the final straw. His excitement had reached its peak! He turns to see the elevator doors close. The girls were gone and he stood alone in an empty hallway, on the wrong floor with a bulge in his pants that could not be tamed.
Enter the world of "Watermelon Man."

Mercenary81 2008-05-28 19:18:06

You don't like cocks?
I prefer hens myself. Cocks don't taste as good

Azutom 2008-05-28 23:44:16

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
FUCKING PENIS.
And cocks.

Mercenary81 2008-05-29 01:04:32

WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?