Wowzers, we out here doing numbers haha.

Not that that's what I'm here for, or I would be on Twitter haha. NG is hard to get traction on due to sheer size and lack of traditional algorithmic content promotion.

But that means you can at the least be assured that you're reaching real people, who are here for real content and real interaction, not just oodles of hearts and NPC shit, and that's awesome.

So as a little celebration, I wanted to do a survey.

The idea is not just for me to read your answers and reply. That's cool and all, but it'd be even cooler if everyone started a spreadsheet. In it, take note of what your peers are doing -- the stuff that interests you -- and how best to contact them! (So you can make friends in your interest groups!)

It's kinda hard to do that when you don't know or can't remember all the most interesting details about a person at a glance. So for that I got 5 questions.

1. How did you find me?
2. What do you do on NG (or just the internet in general) that you think others might enjoy?
3. Your favorite Newgrounds submission. Doesn't have to be a link. The name is fine.
4. Three things about you no one would guess from looking at your profile.
5. Where do you see yourself in five years?

Rest assured I'll be taking note of these and adding to my existing spreadsheets!

Now for the answers! I'll go first.

1. Uh, I was born and looked in the mirror. Just kidding. I probably stumbled across one of your replies in my feed or the forums. Or maybe you DM'ed me with "You're a mod, please help me with my audio stuff" lol.
2. What might people wanna check out on my profile? Well, I mean, look at my oodles of audio. That's like, my whole life outside of my cat, my girlfriend, MMOs, long walks, and late night drives. Most of my songs are either written about things that actually happened to me, or things I saw. But I do love the occasional absurdist shitpost.
3. My favorite submission is a tie between Newgrounds Buddy and Newgrounds Sim 2.0. These are relics of my childhood, the good old days, man! I also have a softspot for Monsters' Den, though the full version of that was only on Kongregate.
4. I'm actually a girl, I'm a disabled vet, and I have IMDb Credits to my name. XD
5. In five years, I'd like to be doing this music promo thing right, have my content schedule consistent. Probably still doing metal and DnB covers of every song I ever liked, especially of t.a.t.u -- and with enough income to pay for the licenses for them comfortably. Definitely working on having my studio gear set up, settling down, and starting to record videos with my camera, so you guys can see how silly I look recording vocals.

For real, I got that camcorder a year ago and I did take some videos -- mostly just events I went to -- but none from the studio because I either didn't feel like doing my hair that day, or my "office time" was laying in bed with my laptop.

I've been moving around a LOT the last few months. Not exactly easy to set up a nice shot for recording when you're living out of a suitcase and your room looks like a storage unit.

Anyway, that's about it. You guys know how I can get, so before I go on and on forever, I'm gonna have to STOP and get back to work, lol.

Catch you later guys. Love you bunches! <3

-A

PS: AS A BONUS, ASK ME ANYTHING! I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs