Doing a bit better now. Neck is healed, and I managed to completely clean out K's machine and send it back to her, virus free. I'm on my mother's crappy desktop as we speak, waiting on a new charger to come in, donated by my dad. Thanks to everyone who sent condolences/good will!
Speaking of computers, I've managed to get a half-decent DAW to work on here and am working (ever so slowly) on some new tunes, saving the files to USB for when I get my laptop up again. Not much to work with, though. Still, things are beginning to look up. Finally!
Also, if anyone has links to any good sample packs, I'd love you forever. My new DAW has a sampler plugin sort of similar to a DIY drum machine, and I'm always on the lookout for new sounds.
Thanks again, everyone!