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I just got fucking flashed! I'm blinded!

Posted by ADR3-N - September 13th, 2007


Okay, so tonight at 10:00 I was brushing my teeth and Haley was taking a shower. I had headphones on and I couldn't hear the water running, so I thought she was already done and waiting in my room. I was also blindfolded because without my color contacts my eyes were light sensitive. I can't have them on for more than eight hours, so I had to memorize the house. I cut down the light down to the dim bulb only and took my bandages off so I could see how to brush my teeth better. Then I resumed the nightly routine.

A few minutes later I'm brushing my hair and she bumps into m, obviously from inside the shower. She was naked and wet, "tempting" I thought, "but then again, I remember what happened last time." Then she starts fucking poking my abdominal muscles.

That's when I pretended to freak. I said "What the fuck?! You're naked, and quit fucking poking me! Go put some clothes on!"

she replied "Why should I? Your parents won't be back until tommorrow evening."

Now it was just getting creepy. "What the fuck, are you trying to do, seduce me again? Please, go put something on, I don't care what it is, just put something on for god sake!"

After a second she understood I didn't care how long she looked at me with puppy dog eyes, I wasn't chancing my parents seeing her running around naked if they came back early so she went back to my room and I heard some drawers shuffling. After a minute or two she came back, wearing some of my boxers and my last shirt. I was a little pissed that she couldn't wear something else, but I did say "anything" so I didn't fuss at her for it. Atleast she wore something besides a few fig leaves.

And now we come to this moment in time, where she's sitting in my lap once again because SOMEBODY aka mom FUCKING BROKE the best fucking computer chair in the whole Fucking HOUSE! Now Haley and I are stuck with the crappy one! I just wish mom wasn't so damn FAT that the door had to be widened for her to get in the house! I'm suprised that instead of sitting in the room she doesn't sit all around it.

fat rant over


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Wait why do you have boxers in your drawers?

My brother bought them because mom bought me yellow underwear and I wanted black boxers so I wouldn't have to wear a night gown or some other crap.

Seriously... pics next time.

kthx.

No can do, I have no camera. D:

Holy shit, that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard.

Okay, what the fuck is with you? I bet you're fapping behind that computer right now. So shut the fuck up and get the fuck out if you don't like it. And lastly... How could you hear it if it's not music?

"tempting" I thought" ???

o rly?

you like girls?
Anyway that story is funny :P

I'm still trying to figure that out and if you read the last two pages you will understand.

If you've already tapped it, I don't see the harm in tapping it again... naked chicks, making come ons, totally ready for some lesbian fun... <shrugs>, doesn't sound too bad. If I was a girl, I'da done it. As a guy I'da done it too.

Well my parents are all nervous that something'll happen so they'll come back a lot. Big mother fucking problem.