I promised 'teh pixxorz' in my last post, but now I'm here to tell you something you probably already knew ... because I've been bitching for the past FOREVER about how I fucked up my laptop and had to get it fixed. Well, THIS TIME, I had yet another laptop fuck-up, leading to only two of my picture files importing to my library.. and one of them was an accident pic so it was pretty much black. So, now I give you the only picture that I managed to get out of my camera, a thornless rose . . and also one of the most unfortunate sites to grace the internet. Oh well.

So here we go again. During my internet escapades as of late, I felt the need to poke a stick at the Google search engine and see whatever monstrosity I could find. Due to extreme boredom, I somehow ended up searching for "smex" in all capital letters. The first few results were pretty normal, and I was starting to get disappointed, but then I found this, one of the most unfortunately hilarious pages I've stumbled upon - ever, and just when I thought NASA couldn't get any gayer, no less. If you're a gutter-minded geek like me, read the text. You will laugh your ass off. Seriously, ignore the pictures, just read.

No, really.

Ciao,
Dre, the Master of Cliches